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@fesshole

MASTODON ● TRACKED BY VIRALHUNT SINCE AUG 2026 OFFICIAL PROFILE ↗

@fesshole is a Mastodon creator, tracked by ViralHunt since August 2026. Across 12 tracked posts they have accumulated 1.6K total engagement — an average of 134 per post. Of their top posts, 12 have been measured more than once and 12 grew between readings, adding 629 engagement, the fastest of them by 198%.

12posts tracked

1.6Ktotal engagement

999total favourites

267total boosts

Most viral posts by @fesshole

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Was flirting with a girl once who told me she was vegan. Asked her what her opinion was on blowjobs was considering her veganism. "Oh I'd ne

Aug 28, 2026

FAV 197 BOO 70 REP 1 QUO 0

2

Add your fess: http://b3ta.com/addfess

Aug 30, 2026

FAV 137 BOO 46 REP 1 QUO 1

3

I'm French but now live with my family in England. I genuinely find the reputation of British food being bad to be completely false and most

Aug 29, 2026

FAV 96 BOO 26 REP 7 QUO 2

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During the first lockdown I only worked when I had online meetings. The rest of the time I was playing CoD Warzone and somehow got into the

Aug 27, 2026

FAV 70 BOO 18 REP 5 QUO 1

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I was 17 and my gf's mum came on to me. I resisted but never told gf. We broke up 4 years later and she said "you know why." I assumed becau

Aug 27, 2026

FAV 86 BOO 12 REP 2 QUO 0

6

At primary school we had a talk from a man who'd been struck by lightning. My takeaway was that lightning strikes get you invites to visit p

Aug 29, 2026

FAV 66 BOO 19 REP 5 QUO 0

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Decades ago, as a promiscuous teenager I had a one night stand with my now husband's dad - long before I'd even met my husband. The old bast

Aug 30, 2026

FAV 62 BOO 16 REP 11 QUO 1

8

My son fucked up big time when he was 22. Life still ahead of him, I took the rap and got 10 years. Two years later he got cancer and died 6

Aug 26, 2026

FAV 63 BOO 13 REP 8 QUO 1

9

Was seriously considering quitting my safe and easy job because it's so boring but luckily I've discovered I can play Runescape on my phone

Aug 27, 2026

FAV 70 BOO 12 REP 3 QUO 0

10

I used Copydex glue, felt tip pens, my Mum's blusher and some olive oil to fake a cut to get me out of a school cross country run. Games tea

Aug 27, 2026

FAV 61 BOO 13 REP 7 QUO 1

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I listen to Audiobooks. When I start a new book, I buy it in paperback just so that people know I'm well read. I'm aware this makes me a mas

Aug 27, 2026

FAV 46 BOO 11 REP 8 QUO 0

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Grew up in Finland. Moved to London in 1997 and joined a gym. Worked out, then went to the sauna and had it to myself. No-one told me that B

Aug 30, 2026

FAV 45 BOO 11 REP 6 QUO 0

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